This is not a keeper.

Too sweet?  Is there such a thing?  Y’all know I love me some sweetness but, yes, I found a recipe that is just too sugary for me.  You know that sticky feeling you get on your lips when you’ve eaten a sugary syrup?  The feeling that you need to wash your entire face to wipe away the sugar?  I’m struggling with that right now.
There’s a restaurant up the street called Farmer Boy who serves the most amazing cinnamon roll I’ve ever had.  It’s enormous with just the right balance of icing to roll.  Whenever we go there, we share one and can’t finish it which is unusual for me.
I thought I’d try to find a recipe that could capture the brilliance of that delectable dish, but minus the yeast.  We all know I have a fear of working with yeast (I never get it right).  Anyway, this is such a simple recipe that I thought I nailed it.
But upon tasting it, it just had too much sugary icing.  The icing didn’t settle as nicely as it sounded like it should in the recipe.  Because the cake rose higher in the center than the edges, there was a thick layer of sweetness all around the perimeter of the cake.  Paul, being the very smart kitchen side-kick that he is, began to spoon the icing away from the edges and onto the rest of the cake.  That helped.  In retrospect, I would’ve used half the amount of icing that is called for in this recipe.  That’s unusual for me too.  I usually love icing.
Not sure about this one, but see what you think.  Give this a try and let me know.
Cinnamon Roll Coffee Cake (recipe care of dinnerthendessert.com)
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INGREDIENTS:  3 cups flour, ½ tsp salt, 1 cup sugar, 4 tsp baking powder,  cup milk, 2 eggs, 4 teaspoons vanilla, 1 stick butter (melted), 1 cup brown sugar, 1 tbsp cinnamon, 3 cups powdered sugar, 1 tsp vanilla, 1-2 tbsp water
DIRECTIONS:  Set oven to preheat at 350 degrees. Mix flour, salt, sugar, baking powder with a whisk. In a separate bowl mix the milk, eggs and vanilla. Mix the wet and dry together, then add in the melted butter. Mix until well combined. Use some baking spray to spray a rectangular cake pan, 9×13, then pour the batter evenly into the pan. Mix brown sugar and cinnamon together and spread evenly on the cake. Use a knife or fork to swirl the sugar and cinnamon into the batter. Bake for 30 minutes, let cool completely. Mix the powdered sugar, 1 tsp vanilla and water until it is a consistency like pancake syrup. Pour over the cake and it will set into a harder glaze. Enjoy with a fantastic cup of coffee.

Roots

Feeling a little nostalgic this morning.  My mom is very proudly Irish, and every St. Patrick’s Day she bakes soda bread.  So every March, I’ll come home to discover a half loaf of traditional Irish soda bread wrapped in a plastic bag with a twisty tie left on my front porch.  Very sophisticated (sarcasm implied).

In truth, I love and appreciate my mom’s Irish pride.  She instilled it in me… hence my four month stint at UCC and my adoration of the country and all that it has to offer.  We even danced a jig/reel to my mom’s favorite Irish tune, “The Butterfly,” at my wedding (well, my mom knew what she was doing and I clumsily faked it but had a blast the whole time).  So needless to say after four months of school and two amazing adventures to the Emerald Isle, I love me my Irish heritage.

I kind of stumbled across this walk-through-my-ancestry because I wanted a savory coffee cake.  That wasn’t presenting itself in my search for recipes, but when I looked for a rosemary dish this popped up.  In seeing the rosemary and parmesan I immediately thought of my beautiful Italian roommates in Cork, oh so long ago (seriously about 26 years ago).  Their families sent gorgeous care packages to their daughters to remind them of the culinary brilliance that is Italian cuisine.  Treasures that I had never seen before as a naive, young Cali girl from Santa Barbara.  I was the beneficiary of these shipments and my roommates’ love and respect of good food.

So I guess this is my shout out to Ireland and Italy.  What better way to combine the two?

Rosemary Parmesan Soda Bread (recipe care of bakefromscratch.com)

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INGREDIENTS:  4½ cup (563 grams) all-purpose flour, 2 tablespoons (24 grams) granulated sugar, 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon (2.6 grams) chopped fresh rosemary, 2 teaspoons (6 grams) kosher salt, 1½ teaspoons (7.5 grams) baking soda, ¼ teaspoon ground black pepper, 1¼ cups (125 grams) grated Parmesan cheese, 1¾ cups (420 grams) whole buttermilk, ¼ cup (57 grams) unsalted butter (melted), 1 large egg (50 grams), 1½ teaspoons (9 grams) flaked sea salt

DIRECTIONS:  Preheat oven to 425°F (220°C). Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. In a large bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, rosemary, salt, baking soda, and pepper. Stir in cheese. In a medium bowl, whisk together buttermilk, melted butter, and egg. Gradually add buttermilk mixture to flour mixture, stirring just until dry ingredients are moistened. Knead dough just until ingredients are combined. On a lightly floured surface, shape dough into a ball. Place on prepared pan, pressing to flatten dough into a 7-inch circle, 1½ inches thick. With a sharp knife, score a shallow “X” on top of dough. Sprinkle with flaked sea salt. Bake until golden brown and a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean, 35 to 40 minutes, loosely covering with foil to prevent excess browning, if necessary. Let cool on pan for 10 minutes.

Tastes Like Fall

Heck, it smells like fall too!  Our kitchen has been inundated with the crazy delicious, quintessential fall aroma of cinnamon and apples.  Paul’s comment, “It smells like a cinnamon roll in here.”

Most people know that fall doesn’t really exist in Santa Barbara.  We do experience those crisp mornings, leaves that change from kelly green to crimson red, that golden light that only shines on late autumn afternoons.  We get these beautiful gifts from nature, but not really until late November and only for a few weeks.

But occasionally we’re blessed with a chilly, breezy, sunny morning where it just feels like fall earlier than expected.  This is one of those mornings.  What better way to celebrate that with a cinnamon apple cake?

This is a throw out to my girl, Connie, who is one of the best para-educators I’ve ever worked with.  She discovered this recipe and posted it to her Facebook page which is where I found it.  Her birthday is coming up in about a week so Connie, this one is for you!

Recipe Notes:  This is a VERY simple recipe with VERY simple ingredients and because of that it is delicious and so easy to make!  The flavors are on point.  If you have a 9-inch spring form pan available, I would use that rather than a regular round cake pan.  It just makes it easier to keep the cake looking lovely and in tact when serving.  Also, my never-ending struggle in baking is to not overcook or undercook my baked goods.  Unfortunately, I undercooked this.  I used a toothpick to test the cake before pulling it out of the oven but I didn’t trust it.  Moral of the story, trust the toothpick and give this cake about 10-12 extra minutes of oven time.

Cinnamon Apple Cake (recipe care of 12tomatoes.com)

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INGREDIENTS:  2 cups all-purpose flour, 1 large apple (peeled and chopped), 1 cup vegetable oil, 1 cup dark brown sugar, 1/2 granulated white sugar, 1/2 cup chopped walnuts, 2 large eggs, 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1/2 teaspoon baking powder, 1/2 teaspoon baking soda, 1/2 teaspoon salt

DIRECTIONS:  Preheat oven to 350 degrees and lightly grease a 9-inch round cake pan.  In a medium bowl, mix together the eggs and oil.  Add the cinnamon, white and brown sugars, and vanilla extract and mix until combined.  Add the flour, salt, baking soda, and baking powder, and mix until thoroughly incorporated.  Fold in the apples and the nuts and pour batter into prepared pan.  Bake until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, about 45 minutes.  Let cool for 15 minutes before slicing and serving.  Enjoy.

Okay Not Baking, Not Sunday

Yes, I know it’s not Sunday and I also know that this does not involve a moment of baking (unless you count roasting vegetables) but this is worth sharing.

I was trying to find a healthy pasta recipe to make for dinner this week and stumbled upon this.  And damn, is it good!

Now, I’m not gonna lie.  Prepping all of the veggies is a tad bit tedious and I don’t look nearly as perfect as Giada cutting these up (but in truth, who does?) but again, it’s all worth it!

Oh, and just a side note… I added extra cheese (of course).

 

Pasta  Primavera (recipe care of Giada de Laurentiis)

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INGREDIENTS:  3 carrots, peeled and cut into thin strips, 2 medium zucchini or 1 large zucchini (cut into thin strips), 2 yellow squash (cut into thin strips), 1 onion (thinly sliced), 1 yellow bell pepper (cut into thin strips), 1 red bell pepper (cut into thin strips), 1/4 cup olive oil, Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, 1 tablespoon dried Italian herbs or herbes de Provence, 1 pound farfalle (bowtie pasta), 15 cherry tomatoes (halved), 1/2 cup grated Parmesan

DIRECTIONS:  Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F.  On a large heavy baking sheet, toss all of the vegetables with the oil, salt, pepper, and dried herbs to coat. Transfer half of the vegetable mixture to another heavy large baking sheet and arrange evenly over the baking sheets. Bake until the carrots are tender and the vegetables begin to brown, stirring after the first 10 minutes, about 20 minutes total.  Meanwhile, cook the pasta in a large pot of boiling salted water until al dente, tender but still firm to the bite, about 8 minutes. Drain, reserving 1 cup of the cooking liquid.  Toss the pasta with the vegetable mixtures in a large bowl to combine. Toss with the cherry tomatoes and enough reserved cooking liquid to moisten. Season the pasta with salt and pepper, to taste. Sprinkle with the Parmesan and serve immediately.

What is that, velvet?

Oh holy hell!  These light pillows of sweet loveliness are all that is right in the world.

The title of today’s blog is a throw back to Seinfeld.  Remember that episode when George wore a velvet jumpsuit?  Yes, that’s right, I’m that old that I’m referencing Seinfeld.  It’s just a brilliant show all around!  Anyway I thought of the quote, “What is that, velvet?” because that is exactly what this batter is, velvet.  It is silky smooth, light, and velvety.  And oh so pretty.

Seriously, you have to make these!  The brown sugar glaze is more like a salted caramel syrup.  That saltiness mixed with the sweetness of the butterscotch is perfection.  Yes, you will gain weight just looking at them but every caloric filled morsel is worth it.

Notes:  The batter made 30 muffins rather than 24, and there is an overabundance of glaze (which will be a fabulous topping for vanilla ice cream later – yes, that’s how I roll).  Also, I baked these for a few minutes less than what was called for and I’m glad I did.  They cooked very quickly.

Oh and in all of the sweet recipes I make, I use far more vanilla than called for.  I believe vanilla is magical, and therefore I overuse it.

 

Butterscotch Muffins with Brown Sugar Glaze (recipe care of whatshouldimakefor.com)

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INGREDIENTS:

Butterscotch Muffins: 4 oz butter melted and cooled, 1/4 cup vegetable or canola oil, 1/2 cup sugar, 1 cup light brown sugar, 2 eggs, 3 cups all purpose flour, 1 Tbsp baking powder, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp kosher salt, 2 cups buttermilk, 2 tsp vanilla extract, 1 package butterscotch chips 11 oz

Brown Sugar Glaze:  6 Tbsp unsalted butter, 2/3 cup light brown sugar, 1 tsp kosher salt, 1/4 cup heavy cream

DIRECTIONS:
Butterscotch Muffins:  Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine the melted butter, oil and sugars in a large mixing bowl and beat for 2-3 minutes. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt and add one third to the butter/sugar mixture and mix until just combined. Add one cup buttermilk and mix until combined. Repeat alternating flour and buttermilk, ending with flour and mixing just until combined after each addition. Stir in vanilla and butterscotch chips. Divide batter into muffin tins lined with paper liners and bake about 25 mins or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Remove muffins and allow to cool on a wire rack.
Brown Sugar Glaze:  Melt butter over medium heat in a small saucepan and stir in brown sugar. Cook about 5 mins until sugar is completely dissolved. Add salt and heavy cream and cook about two more mins. Drizzle over cooled muffins.

Mission Impossible

Five grocery stores, many grocery store employees, multiple phone calls, 1 face-time call, and one major mistake on my part later, I pulled these muffins from the oven.  It is a wonder they actually came to fruition this morning.

It all started yesterday when we were grocery shopping.  Trader Joes was out of chocolate chips, to which I say, “really?!”  But no problem.  I told Paul he’d have to make his regular Sunday grocery store run to get something I forgot, but of course need.  He happily agreed because he very kindly enjoys making these trips.

So around 8:42 Paul made his way to pick up his Sunday morning coffee and chocolate chips, returning home happily.  All was well in the kitchen.

That is until I realized I needed espresso powder.  I know it was “optional” but espresso powder enhances the chocolate flavor to a rich loveliness, which was enough to make me want to add it into these muffins.  So off Paul accepts the mission to find espresso powder.  1st stop: Gelsons, 2nd stop: Whole Foods, 3rd stop: Vons, 4th stop: Albertsons, 5th stop: Ralphs.  Ralphs was the winner with the prefect espresso powder product.  While there, Paul and I (via face-time technology ~ what did people do before the magic of iPhone land?) looked for white sparkle sugar or pearl sugar but to no avail.  Paul’s comment, “You need to start planning this on Wednesday so we can order ingredients on Amazon.”  Sur la Table, here we come!

Finally… one of us, namely me, may have gotten distracted by my virtual stroll down Ralphs’ isles searching for not so obscure items and may have forgotten to add the brown sugar that was so obviously called for in the recipe.

After spooning the batter into each muffin cup and coincidentally taking a small taste of the batter, I realized it tasted like crap.  I immediately dumped (not gently) the dough back into the bowl and beat in the sugar.  The funny thing is, the batter was much lighter after using my hand mixer.  Originally I stirred the mixture with a spatula but it was dense and heavy.  The after-thought- sugar-added batter was light and airy.

This is a very easy recipe with amazing results.  Just don’t follow my mission impossible lead.

By the way, I don’t use any of the special ingredients called for by King Arthur.  But with that said, they have amazing recipes.

Chocolate Breakfast Muffins (recipe care of kingaurthurflour.com)

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INGREDIENTS:  2/3 cup Dutch-process cocoa, 2 cups King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour, 1 1/4 cups light brown sugar, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 3/4 teaspoon espresso powder (optional), 1 teaspoon baking soda, 3/4 teaspoon salt, 1 cup chocolate chips, 2 large eggs, 3/4 cup milk, 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, 2 teaspoons vinegar, 1/2 cup butter (melted) or 1/3 cup vegetable oil sparkling white sugar or pearl sugar for topping (optional)

DIRECTIONS:  Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line a standard muffin pan with paper or silicone muffin cups, and grease the cups. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the cocoa, flour, sugar, baking powder, espresso powder, baking soda, salt, and chocolate chips. Set aside. In a large measuring cup or medium-sized mixing bowl, whisk together the eggs, milk, vanilla, and vinegar. Add the wet ingredients, along with the melted butter, to the dry ingredients, stirring to blend; there’s no need to beat these muffins, just make sure everything is well-combined. Scoop the batter into the prepared muffin pan; the cups will be heaped with batter, and the muffin will bake into a “mushroom” shape. Sprinkle with pearl sugar, if desired. Bake the muffins for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a cake tester inserted in the center of a muffin comes out clean. Remove the muffins from the oven, and after 5 minutes remove them from the pan, allowing them to cool for about 15 minutes on a rack before peeling off the muffin papers or silicone cups.

Sweet or Savory?

You know that Christmas carol, “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?”  I was singing that this morning as I was prepping all of my ingredients for this morning’s baking fun.  Why are you singing a Christmas song in September, you may ask.  Um, it’s football season!  Woo hoo!!!

After this summer’s travel adventures I experienced some of the most creative, unique, traditional, aesthetically pleasing, and delicious dishes I’d ever come upon.  I say “experienced” because really good food is an experience.  You woulda thought that our trip to Greece inspired these scones, but nope.  Instead, I saw these gorgeous baked goods in a lovely Italian/Greek inspired restaurant in Missoula, MT.  Who knew?

Now spanakopita has some of my favorite things… spinach, feta, onions, oh my!  When I stumbled upon the scones in Missoula I was fired up.  Unfortunately I had already eaten lunch and was too full to try them when I was there (normally I would force myself to have a nibble, but I stuffed myself silly with their yummy quinoa salad).  So I don’t have any frame of reference of what these should taste like.

Upon the first bite, you definitely get a sweetness from both the sugar and lemon zest.  Then the savoriness of the feta, onions, pepper, and salt settle in.  The thing is, I don’t know how I feel about that.  I almost feel like these scones are a bit confused.  Are they sweet or are they savory?  No judgement, I’m often confused in life, but I’m not sure that these work.

Regardless they are show-stopping pretty.  As I was brushing the egg wash over them, you could literally see the pockets of butter and cheese layered in between the spinach.  Seriously, you’ll get lots of, “oohs and ahhs” as you serve these for breakfast or brunch.  Give them a go and see what you think.

Spanakopita Scones (recipe care of food52.com)

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INGREDIENTS:  cups all-purpose flour (384 grams), 1/4 cup sugar (50 grams), 2 1/4 teaspoons baking powder, 3/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt, 1 garlic clove (minced or Microplaned), teaspoon lemon zest (about 1 small lemon), 3/4 cup unsalted butter (170 grams) cubed and cold, 2 1/2 cups baby spinach (90 grams), cup crumbled feta (156 grams), scallions, finely chopped (heaping 1/2 cup, 50 grams), 1/2 cup chopped dill (9 grams), pinch freshly ground black pepper plus more for topping, pinch red pepper flakes, 3/4 cup buttermilk plus more as needed, large egg beaten with a fork, pinches flaky salt

DIRECTIONS:  Combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, garlic, and lemon zest in a food processor. Pulse a few times to combine. Sprinkle the butter evenly on top, then pulse until the butter is the size of big blueberries. Err on the side of under- versus over-processing—if there are any stray, oversized butter pieces, just break up with your fingers. (You could also do this step with a pastry cutter, fork, or by hand! Just be wary of the butter getting too warm.) Dump this mixture into a big bowl and stick in the freezer or fridge while you prep and assemble the rest of your ingredients. When they’re at the ready, add the spinach, feta, scallions, dill, pepper, and pepper flakes to the flour-butter mixture. Fold with a rubber spatula until combined. Add 3/4 cup buttermilk and fold again until a dough starts to form (I like to switch from spatula to hand after a couple folds). Stick back in the fridge or freezer and let rest for a few minutes—the flour will start to drink up the liquid—while you preheat the oven to 400° F and line a baking sheet with parchment, foil, or a silicone baking mat. Give the dough another couple folds by hand and see if it wants more buttermilk. Add tablespoon by tablespoon—I added 2 more—until the dough just holds together. Dump onto a clean work surface or cutting board. Use your hands to bring it together and pat into a circle—9-inch diameter, 1-inch height. (The dough being perfectly cohesive or the circle being perfectly sized is less important than the dough being overworked!) Cut into 8 triangles. Place the scones on the prepared baking sheet. Brush each with the egg—covering the tops and sides—then plenty of black pepper and a bit of flaky salt. Bake for 10 minutes, then rotate the tray and lower the oven to 350° F. Bake for another 16 or so minutes until the scones are very colorful. Cool before eating—at least until warm to the touch. I like them best at room temperature.